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You could make up a word like you are ungradwaer bekadswer. Or you can put that you are a sandwich or some other food or object. Have fun!
here's some I got from facebookprofile.com
-Bed, Bed and Beyond
-Playing a computer game that takes up my whole screen
-That way
-Droppin' it like it's hot
-RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
-On Facebook checking your status
-Taking a dump
-Not studying
-Wondering why you're reading this during finals time
-Out like a light bulb
-Pondering the meaning of life
-Flogging the dolphin
-In the Matrix
-Shakin that Laffy Taffy
Most fun things will probably be song lyrics, like _____ is bringing sexy back.
My favorite funny is to say... "...is putting up the Christmas tree." Hehehe.
I always put quotes to new songs that everybody has been singing lately.
Currently, mine is:
Emily is underwater basket weaving...
although I also love
________ is looking at you through your window.....
________ is looking for Big Foot
_________ is basically the next best thing since sliced bread
_________ is robbing a jewelry store.
_________ is currently lowering her GPA by abusing facebook.
_________ is stalking you.
_________ is with Lucy in the Sky of Diamonds
so that is usually some i use.